The Fivepenny Piece Lyrics

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As I went out walking with my brother Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him
Now tomatoes are soft and they don’t hurt the skin
This beggar did, it was still in the tin

My uncle Rufus just for a stunt
Went out with his overcoat on back to front
While crossing the road a big car knocked him down
He’d be living to-day, but they turned his head round

I called on my girlfriend her name was Jill Brown
She was having a bath an she couldn’t come down
I said slip on something and be down in a tick
But she slipped on the soap and came down bloody quick

I was out walking down Stamford Street
I saw an old man with no shoes on his feet
So me having plenty of money to spare
I slipped into Tesco and bought him a pair

To market, to market to buy us a cow
To milk, it to milk it she didn’t know how
She pulled on its tail instead of it s teat
And poor little Lynda got covered in 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10