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The New Forest Plonkers

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Who Are The New Forest Plonkers?

The New Forest Plonkers started practising together as a bunch of enthusiastic Scrumpy and Western musicians and singers early in 2002.

Mucker Mike, who leads us on stage, had previously been a backing singer for a similar band, and fell naturally into his new role. Rough Rex, vocals and trombone, and Lord Hayrick, piano accordion, had both been lead musicians for the same band. Crafty Clive joined us and added his own brand of country humour. With his gravel voice and experience on the guitar, he provides an interesting contrast to Mucker Mike’s silage rich voice. After wearing out two drummers, we persuaded Lady Muck-Spreader to put down her tambourine and use her skills to better use on the drums. (It were the band that wore out the two drummers, not Lady M-S!!). Georgie picked up her tambourine, and, with occasional agricultural sounds on her saxophone as well, can be heard at some of our shows. Compost John on the tuba, whose deep wind can be ‘eard all round the showground, adds the farmyard atmosphere most would like to avoid!! The last to join us was Bumpkin Bill who started life composing, and now is rapidly decomposing !! But, ‘is tonsils are magic - just wait ‘till you ‘ear ‘im sing.

Being keen fans of the Adge Cutler brand of music and West Country humour, we try and follow the tradition by playing West Country cider-drinking music and songs. If we can’t find enough cider-drinking songs - well, we just play drinking songs, interspersed with the odd Irish number and traditional, we keep your feet tapping. Dressed in our country smocks, gaiters and neckerchiefs, we certainly draw the crowds. We’re not sure if it’s out of curiosity or their love of music, but we certainly draw ‘em! Typical songs you will hear The New Forest Plonkers play are Cider Drinker, Landlord, Combine Harvester, Chicken Catcher, The Blackbird and many, many more...

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The New Forest Plonkers Discography

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The New Forest Plonkers Links

• The Official New Forest Plonkers website

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Acknowledgements

Thanks to:
- Lord Hayrick of The New Forest Plonkers for the information.

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